Held A Hooker Hostage

Well this was about 4 months ago. I have never told anyone aside from a few friends about this but I guess this is the right blog to post something like this on. It was about 3am and I was in my condo which is right off the water in Santa Monica on Ocean. I was bored so started looking at the W4M section on craigslist. I find this gorgeous hispanic girl. She says she wanted 300 Roses and I brought up the challenges of the economy we are all enduring and got her to lower her number to 200 Roses. So she comes over, her bouncer by her side. This is NOT the girl from the posting. I ask her bouncer to wait outside and he does so. She comes in, and after she takes the 200 from my desk she then says "where should I strip?" I then say, you aren't here to strip and on top of that you aren't the person from the posting. She tries to leave with my Roses and I stop her at the door and for about 30 minutes I wont let her out because she is robbing me and wont give me back what's mine. Mean while, her bouncer is pounding on my door. End result 9 officers show up at my place and all I can say is, THANK GOD I knew the cousin of one of the officers :) So long story short, I got my money back, the girl and her bouncer were told to leave, and I told one of the officers to please say hi to his cousin, my friend, for me and to have a great night! Only in LA!!!!!

-Anonymous